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It's Jason "I've done enough drugs to damage my
Chromosomes" Christie.

Did Grubor make more sense than him on the phone?

I've never in my life called Kevin Cannon, and I'd have no
reason to do so.

Only an utter moron would believe I have.


WTF is wrong with you, Jason? It's not like you killed his
dog, so just be a man and let it go. You're acting like Dean
and Soapy.


I never called anyone, you stupid shut-in.


I heard it, numbnuts.

Oh, really?

Why haven't we?


Who is "we"?


We being the people in these newsgroups.

In your case "we" is the Snuhfarts. I don't know if they disappeared
on you or not since I have most of them killfiled or ignored but I
haven't noticed any of them speaking up.


"We" are the people spanning five newsgroups who have heard no such
thing.

Of course not, dickweed. All I see is nothing from the Snuhbois. Even
they realize how badly you're owned.


If that makes you feel better, Cujy. Obsess about them much?



Dumbass.

I was going to say that about you but then I considered that a
little jail time for you might be considered a positive in your
mind.

Jail time?
For what? A figment of Kevin's imagination?

I don't think you're mentally stable enough to know, freak. You
apparently can't recall whether you'd done it or not.


Oh, really?

Is that why I am adamant in declaring that I never called the dork?


What did the call say?

What makes you sure it's me?


All I know is it was some rambling call from a phone in Louisiana.
You're the only usenet asshole I know from there.

Oh, well. A call from Louisiana. That settles it, then.

And how do you know it was from Louisiana, anyway?

Most people will notice a strange area code and ask about it.

Erm, so what was the phone number he was called from?

Like I remember. All I recalled was the area code. I don't think like
you do, whinetard. I had to look up the area code. I wasn't about to
look up a telephone number.


Why can't Kevin answer these simple questions?

Ask him for his number and call me, Cujo.

If you have any balls at all, that is.

I realize that is a bit much to expect.



Did anyone happen to...call it back?

No?

I have no idea who did or didn't. I didn't because I wasn't going to
get my name or number thrown into the middle of this. It's not my job
to investigate this ****.


Right. You just mindlessly swallow what's handed to you. Good for you!



I'm happy enough to know you're getting your ass kicked again.

You're all several steps below Scooby-Do and crew at investigating
things.

That's probably because I'm not investigating it. Duh.


Right. You're just a clump of Scooby ****.

My mistake.

Did the caller say "I AM CALLING FROM LOUISIANA! Bwahahahah!"

You're so funny when you're in denial, planktonbrane.

Ah, so the caller did say "I AM CALLING FROM LOUISIANA! Bwahahahah!"

Did you? I made no claim of the sort. That you seem insistent on that
point indicates you've some knowledge of the contents.


If they have my area code (which is easy as hell to get), then shouldn't
they have my phone number?

Or doesn't the story hold up that far?



Why would I call Kevin, out of the blue?

Kevin Cannon, of all people?


Why do you do anything? In the last couple of years, I've seen
you do a lot of things I never would have expected from you.


Like out your name and address? And Leola's?

Now that was funny, and pure me.

RL stalking noted, asshole. Keep digging.

Chupa mi juebos.

Tired of transvestites already, fr00tcake?


I'm just tired of the talentless flotsam that infests Usenet. What you do
in your off time is none of my business.



See, Jet. I own what I do. I might do crazy ****, but I never, ever
lie about it.

I'm sure everyone is impressed.

I'm impressed at how many people Kevin has roped into this.
Unfortunately, it's all the dumbest people.

Admission noted. Just mail Kevin the deed to your carcass.


Yes, I admit that you're really dumb and gullible.


You said I gave Dean your address, but I hadn't. And where did your
lying get you?

When did I call?


I have no idea. I didn't hear a date stamp.


What did you hear? Can Kevin fill us in on the date? He seems to be
strangely absent in these conversations.

That should make you especially nervous.

I have absolutely nothing to be nervous about.

You flushed all your stash?


What stash, you gibbering ****wit?



It's so easy to rent phone time
and it's untraceable that way. Seems to me that if you did it from
an untraceable phone you wouldn't be thrashing about so much,
fishie.

Seems to me, if I had done it at all, things still be laughable. But
keep smearing **** all over yourself, lapdog.

What ****? I'm have a good laugh at one stupid mother****er.


Semi-coherent.


What number did I call from?


Sorry, I didn't memorize it.

Kooky obsessive Jet didn't jot down a Usenetter's phone number?

Not everyone thinks like you do, Diaperboi.

Meaning?

Meaning your projecting your own problems onto someone else. Again.


Ah. Well, your writing is crystal clear. You're a good writer, Cujo.



Your story is crumbling. I bet they will regret bringing you in.

A little paranoia creeping in, ****head? Or is that *guilt*?

Or your *imagination*?

Not if I go by your own words.


Wow. You really are that dumb, aren't you?

Can you quote a few for me, Mr. Not Trolled At All?


And since when did your opinion count?


shrug It doesn't. That's why I don't understand you getting all
worked up over it.

Because, just like your last false claim, I didn't call anyone. You
dizzy bitch.

Trying to change the subject, dip****? Thanks for admitting you are
sweating it out.

Well, since the subject is basically 'I didn't call anyone', no. I'm
not changing the subject.

You're trying to divert attention to some other thing. HTH!


And what would that be, personification of tedium?


I don't know why you're getting so
hysterical about it. It was just dumb, incoherent nonsense.


Then it clearly wasn't me. Not that I thought you were smarter
than that.


I guess not...



But go ahead and suck them all off.


Yeah, because I'm such great pals with the Databasix crowd.
Work on those delusions, boy.


Which is why you're the first to hear this alleged call, right?

Did she claim she was the first?

Does it matter?

Then why did you ask?


Because it was pertinent, droolcatcher.


Why won't he post the mp3?

Or any of the other information?

Could it be he's...lying?

It could be. The funny thing is that you're not sure what you did.


Yes, Cujo. That is so correct. I am not sure if I called someone or not.

Maybe I did it in my sleep?



You're either falling in line, or you're trolled as ****.


Give me a reason to believe you over Kevin. He's as much of a
jerk as you are, but he's never lied to me.

And I lied to you, Jet? About what?

So you're admitting you have no credibility. That's a good first
step, Snihboi.

Can you read, or does someone summarize for you?

Non sequitur noted.

Total assclown noted.

It doesn't speak well of you, either way.


Calling Kevin doesn't speak too highly of you.


I agree. If it were true. But it's not, and you'll just have to
accept it. Or not. Ghod knows you're used to looking kooky.

That's pretty rich coming from you, Jason.


Kooky is making claims that are false.

Nice auto-lame, waterhead.

And what are you babbling about now, pup?

This isn't my
problem and I don't give a **** about any of you. I asked Kevin
if I could hear the tape to see if it was you making weird calls
to me, because I don't have Caller ID to find out the number. It
wasn't. End of story.

Nice to see your paranoia is still unchecked.

Nice to see you're stuck for a response. Looks like Kevin owns your
ass,
boy.

You're an enormous wit.

It wasn't intended to be witty. In case you missed it, you're the one
entertaining me.


Well, at least you do have some perspective on how dull you are.


I suggest you and Kevin contact the FBI about these calls. Or stop
lying. There are several people on here that know what I sound
like, and where I've been lately.

Sure there are. Funny none of them have spoken up.


What is there to speak up about? Kevin is too scared to post the
audio.

You're trally getting workrf up over something you have no control
over.


Hey, if he's too much of a pussy to back up his claims, I can back off of
you boys. I realize how embarassing it must be for ten people to be
outclassed by a single person.


And that sort of puts a pin in your fantasy stalker balloon.

Nice dance, Jason. You might want to pick up the tempo next time.

Ooh, nice dance. I love that line.

Call the cops, morons.

You're in that much of a rush to meet the cell block? I haven't even
started taking up a collection for your lingerie.


I've been running through your mind all day, clearly.

And who is Diaper Boy?

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It's Jason "I've done enough drugs to damage my
Chromosomes" Christie.

Did Grubor make more sense than him on the phone?

I've never in my life called Kevin Cannon, and I'd have no
reason to do so.

Only an utter moron would believe I have.


WTF is wrong with you, Jason? It's not like you killed his
dog, so just be a man and let it go. You're acting like
Dean and Soapy.


I never called anyone, you stupid shut-in.


I heard it, numbnuts.

Oh, really?

Why haven't we?


Who is "we"?


We being the people in these newsgroups.

In your case "we" is the Snuhfarts. I don't know if they
disappeared on you or not since I have most of them killfiled or
ignored but I haven't noticed any of them speaking up.


"We" are the people spanning five newsgroups who have heard no such
thing.

Of course not, dickweed. All I see is nothing from the Snuhbois. Even
they realize how badly you're owned.


If that makes you feel better, Cujy. Obsess about them much?

Laughing at people who smack them around isn't exactly obsessing,
diaperboi. It appears you missed the part about having them killfiled,
dip****.

Dumbass.

I was going to say that about you but then I considered that a
little jail time for you might be considered a positive in your
mind.

Jail time?
For what? A figment of Kevin's imagination?

I don't think you're mentally stable enough to know, freak. You
apparently can't recall whether you'd done it or not.

Oh, really?

Is that why I am adamant in declaring that I never called the dork?

Except when you backpedal on that point. You've done it on other threads
and it hasn't exactly gone unnoticed.

What did the call say?

What makes you sure it's me?


All I know is it was some rambling call from a phone in
Louisiana. You're the only usenet asshole I know from there.

Oh, well. A call from Louisiana. That settles it, then.

And how do you know it was from Louisiana, anyway?

Most people will notice a strange area code and ask about it.

Erm, so what was the phone number he was called from?

Like I remember. All I recalled was the area code. I don't think like
you do, whinetard. I had to look up the area code. I wasn't about to
look up a telephone number.


Why can't Kevin answer these simple questions?

Ask him. Unlike you he's his own person. you seem to be at least two
people who can't seem to recall what the other does.

Ask him for his number and call me, Cujo.

That makes no sense unless you're Kevin, dumb****.

If you have any balls at all, that is.

I have spoken to Kevin.

I realize that is a bit much to expect.

See above, loser.

Did anyone happen to...call it back?

No?

I have no idea who did or didn't. I didn't because I wasn't going to
get my name or number thrown into the middle of this. It's not my job
to investigate this ****.

Right. You just mindlessly swallow what's handed to you. Good for you!

No, it has to do with too many people muddling it up. I've heard and seen
what I need to know. You obviously haven't. Once again, it sucks to be
you. What a shocker.

I'm happy enough to know you're getting your ass kicked again.

You're all several steps below Scooby-Do and crew at investigating
things.

That's probably because I'm not investigating it. Duh.

Right. You're just a clump of Scooby ****.

You must be a real terror at the kindergarten with that repartee.

My mistake.

You should use the plural when saying that.

Did the caller say "I AM CALLING FROM LOUISIANA! Bwahahahah!"

You're so funny when you're in denial, planktonbrane.

Ah, so the caller did say "I AM CALLING FROM LOUISIANA! Bwahahahah!"

Did you? I made no claim of the sort. That you seem insistent on that
point indicates you've some knowledge of the contents.

If they have my area code (which is easy as hell to get), then
shouldn't they have my phone number?

Who is "they", idiot? All I said was that I looked up the area code.
That's it.

Or doesn't the story hold up that far?

Your story? It sure doesn't.

Why would I call Kevin, out of the blue?

Kevin Cannon, of all people?


Why do you do anything? In the last couple of years, I've seen
you do a lot of things I never would have expected from you.


Like out your name and address? And Leola's?

Now that was funny, and pure me.

RL stalking noted, asshole. Keep digging.

Chupa mi juebos.

Tired of transvestites already, fr00tcake?

I'm just tired of the talentless flotsam that infests Usenet. What you
do in your off time is none of my business.

I actually do know of one transvestite. His name is Kevin and when I
first saw him in his "dressed up" mode I thought it was someone from the
local theater doing a Mary Kay parody or some "Married with Children"
skit as a black Peggy Bundy.

Since KC and I are both honkies, you might as well stop that sick fantasy
in its tracks, freak.

See, Jet. I own what I do. I might do crazy ****, but I never,
ever lie about it.

I'm sure everyone is impressed.

I'm impressed at how many people Kevin has roped into this.
Unfortunately, it's all the dumbest people.

Admission noted. Just mail Kevin the deed to your carcass.

Yes, I admit that you're really dumb and gullible.

Lame comeback noted.

You said I gave Dean your address, but I hadn't. And where did
your lying get you?

When did I call?


I have no idea. I didn't hear a date stamp.


What did you hear? Can Kevin fill us in on the date? He seems to
be strangely absent in these conversations.

That should make you especially nervous.

I have absolutely nothing to be nervous about.

You flushed all your stash?


What stash, you gibbering ****wit?

I assumed you stocked up on your drugs. I apologize for not thinking
things through and realizing that you probably haven't the willpower to
even keep a stash of drugs. you simply scarf up whatever you mooch right
away.

It's so easy to rent phone time
and it's untraceable that way. Seems to me that if you did it from
an untraceable phone you wouldn't be thrashing about so much,
fishie.

Seems to me, if I had done it at all, things still be laughable. But
keep smearing **** all over yourself, lapdog.

What ****? I'm have a good laugh at one stupid mother****er.

Semi-coherent.

Grammar lame noted. Looks like you're running on empty, crybaby.

What number did I call from?


Sorry, I didn't memorize it.

Kooky obsessive Jet didn't jot down a Usenetter's phone number?

Not everyone thinks like you do, Diaperboi.

Meaning?

Meaning your projecting your own problems onto someone else. Again.

Ah. Well, your writing is crystal clear. You're a good writer, Cujo.

OOOOH, a grammar/spelling lame.

Your story is crumbling. I bet they will regret bringing you in.

A little paranoia creeping in, ****head? Or is that *guilt*?

Or your *imagination*?

Not if I go by your own words.

Wow. You really are that dumb, aren't you?

Can you quote a few for me, Mr. Not Trolled At All?

You don't recall what you said? I'm not surprised, Sybil.

And since when did your opinion count?


shrug It doesn't. That's why I don't understand you getting all
worked up over it.

Because, just like your last false claim, I didn't call anyone.
You dizzy bitch.

Trying to change the subject, dip****? Thanks for admitting you are
sweating it out.

Well, since the subject is basically 'I didn't call anyone', no. I'm
not changing the subject.

You're trying to divert attention to some other thing. HTH!

And what would that be, personification of tedium?

That would be your nebulous reference to some "last claim" that you
interjected.

I don't know why you're getting so
hysterical about it. It was just dumb, incoherent nonsense.


Then it clearly wasn't me. Not that I thought you were smarter
than that.


I guess not...



But go ahead and suck them all off.


Yeah, because I'm such great pals with the Databasix crowd.
Work on those delusions, boy.


Which is why you're the first to hear this alleged call, right?

Did she claim she was the first?

Does it matter?

Then why did you ask?

Because it was pertinent, droolcatcher.

Then why did you ask if it mattered, pedant?

Why won't he post the mp3?

Or any of the other information?

Could it be he's...lying?

It could be. The funny thing is that you're not sure what you did.

Yes, Cujo. That is so correct. I am not sure if I called someone or
not.

Maybe I did it in my sleep?

If that's your story, I suggest you stick with it.

You're either falling in line, or you're trolled as ****.


Give me a reason to believe you over Kevin. He's as much of a
jerk as you are, but he's never lied to me.

And I lied to you, Jet? About what?

So you're admitting you have no credibility. That's a good first
step, Snihboi.

Can you read, or does someone summarize for you?

Non sequitur noted.

Total assclown noted.

Thanks for that observation, Mr. Herman.

It doesn't speak well of you, either way.


Calling Kevin doesn't speak too highly of you.


I agree. If it were true. But it's not, and you'll just have to
accept it. Or not. Ghod knows you're used to looking kooky.

That's pretty rich coming from you, Jason.

Kooky is making claims that are false.

Nice auto-lame, waterhead.

And what are you babbling about now, pup?

Your insisting on projecting your own actions onto others, snuhboi.

This isn't my
problem and I don't give a **** about any of you. I asked Kevin
if I could hear the tape to see if it was you making weird calls
to me, because I don't have Caller ID to find out the number. It
wasn't. End of story.

Nice to see your paranoia is still unchecked.

Nice to see you're stuck for a response. Looks like Kevin owns your
ass,
boy.

You're an enormous wit.

It wasn't intended to be witty. In case you missed it, you're the one
entertaining me.

Well, at least you do have some perspective on how dull you are.

I'm not sure I need any feedback from a loser like you.

I suggest you and Kevin contact the FBI about these calls. Or stop
lying. There are several people on here that know what I sound
like, and where I've been lately.

Sure there are. Funny none of them have spoken up.


What is there to speak up about? Kevin is too scared to post the
audio.

You're really getting worked up over something you have no control
over.

Hey, if he's too much of a pussy to back up his claims, I can back off
of you boys. I realize how embarassing it must be for ten people to be
outclassed by a single person.

Grandiose claims noted, ****hole.

And that sort of puts a pin in your fantasy stalker balloon.

Nice dance, Jason. You might want to pick up the tempo next time.

Ooh, nice dance. I love that line.

Call the cops, morons.

You're in that much of a rush to meet the cell block? I haven't even
started taking up a collection for your lingerie.

I've been running through your mind all day, clearly.

And who is Diaper Boy?

Thanks for the gift of your stupidity, dickwipe.

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It's Jason "I've done enough drugs to damage my
Chromosomes" Christie.

Did Grubor make more sense than him on the phone?

I've never in my life called Kevin Cannon, and I'd have
no reason to do so.

Only an utter moron would believe I have.


WTF is wrong with you, Jason? It's not like you killed
his dog, so just be a man and let it go. You're acting
like Dean and Soapy.


I never called anyone, you stupid shut-in.


I heard it, numbnuts.

Oh, really?

Why haven't we?


Who is "we"?


We being the people in these newsgroups.

In your case "we" is the Snuhfarts. I don't know if they
disappeared on you or not since I have most of them killfiled or
ignored but I haven't noticed any of them speaking up.


"We" are the people spanning five newsgroups who have heard no such
thing.

Of course not, dickweed. All I see is nothing from the Snuhbois.
Even they realize how badly you're owned.


If that makes you feel better, Cujy. Obsess about them much?

Laughing at people who smack them around isn't exactly obsessing,
diaperboi. It appears you missed the part about having them killfiled,
dip****.

Yet here you are, talking about snuh.

Dumbass.

I was going to say that about you but then I considered that a
little jail time for you might be considered a positive in your
mind.

Jail time?
For what? A figment of Kevin's imagination?

I don't think you're mentally stable enough to know, freak. You
apparently can't recall whether you'd done it or not.

Oh, really?

Is that why I am adamant in declaring that I never called the dork?

Except when you backpedal on that point. You've done it on other
threads and it hasn't exactly gone unnoticed.

Oh, when I talk about the phone sex he and I had?

Yes, you're dumb.

What did the call say?

What makes you sure it's me?


All I know is it was some rambling call from a phone in
Louisiana. You're the only usenet asshole I know from there.

Oh, well. A call from Louisiana. That settles it, then.

And how do you know it was from Louisiana, anyway?

Most people will notice a strange area code and ask about it.

Erm, so what was the phone number he was called from?

Like I remember. All I recalled was the area code. I don't think
like you do, whinetard. I had to look up the area code. I wasn't
about to look up a telephone number.


Why can't Kevin answer these simple questions?

Ask him. Unlike you he's his own person. you seem to be at least two
people who can't seem to recall what the other does.


Thank you for your analysis, faulty though it is.


Ask him for his number and call me, Cujo.

That makes no sense unless you're Kevin, dumb****.


The number he has. Claims to have.

Because, you see, it's not mine.

Post it.

Moron.

; )

If you have any balls at all, that is.

I have spoken to Kevin.


Wow! Can I touch your robe, sir?



I realize that is a bit much to expect.

See above, loser.


Yes. It is rather sad.



Did anyone happen to...call it back?

No?

I have no idea who did or didn't. I didn't because I wasn't going to
get my name or number thrown into the middle of this. It's not my
job to investigate this ****.

Right. You just mindlessly swallow what's handed to you. Good for
you!

No, it has to do with too many people muddling it up. I've heard and
seen what I need to know. You obviously haven't. Once again, it sucks
to be you. What a shocker.


Erm, yes. I haven't heard it. Which would be kind of hard to avoid, were
it me.

But you think it was me? Based on...?





I'm happy enough to know you're getting your ass kicked again.

You're all several steps below Scooby-Do and crew at investigating
things.

That's probably because I'm not investigating it. Duh.

Right. You're just a clump of Scooby ****.

You must be a real terror at the kindergarten with that repartee.

Well, you're no Encyclopedia Brown.

My mistake.

You should use the plural when saying that.


And you, chum, should suck a nut.


Did the caller say "I AM CALLING FROM LOUISIANA! Bwahahahah!"

You're so funny when you're in denial, planktonbrane.

Ah, so the caller did say "I AM CALLING FROM LOUISIANA!
Bwahahahah!"

Did you? I made no claim of the sort. That you seem insistent on
that point indicates you've some knowledge of the contents.

If they have my area code (which is easy as hell to get), then
shouldn't they have my phone number?

Who is "they", idiot? All I said was that I looked up the area code.
That's it.


Well, so far, Kevin, Jet, you. **** knows who else.

What was the area code? That's an easy one to fake.

And what was the phone number?


Or doesn't the story hold up that far?

Your story? It sure doesn't.

Any idiot can make false claims. As Kevin has so aptly demonstrated.

And there are a certain number of ****skulls who will believe anything,
as you have demonstrated.


Why would I call Kevin, out of the blue?

Kevin Cannon, of all people?


Why do you do anything? In the last couple of years, I've seen
you do a lot of things I never would have expected from you.


Like out your name and address? And Leola's?

Now that was funny, and pure me.

RL stalking noted, asshole. Keep digging.

Chupa mi juebos.

Tired of transvestites already, fr00tcake?

I'm just tired of the talentless flotsam that infests Usenet. What
you do in your off time is none of my business.

I actually do know of one transvestite. His name is Kevin and

And you think I called him. Yes, we know.

when I
first saw him in his "dressed up" mode I thought it was someone from
the local theater doing a Mary Kay parody or some "Married with
Children" skit as a black Peggy Bundy.

Since KC and I are both honkies, you might as well stop that sick
fantasy in its tracks, freak.

It's interesting to watch your mind in action, Cujo.


See, Jet. I own what I do. I might do crazy ****, but I never,
ever lie about it.

I'm sure everyone is impressed.

I'm impressed at how many people Kevin has roped into this.
Unfortunately, it's all the dumbest people.

Admission noted. Just mail Kevin the deed to your carcass.

Yes, I admit that you're really dumb and gullible.

Lame comeback noted.

That, Sniff Doggie Doo, is simply a sad fact.


You said I gave Dean your address, but I hadn't. And where did
your lying get you?

When did I call?


I have no idea. I didn't hear a date stamp.


What did you hear? Can Kevin fill us in on the date? He seems to
be strangely absent in these conversations.

That should make you especially nervous.

I have absolutely nothing to be nervous about.

You flushed all your stash?


What stash, you gibbering ****wit?

I assumed you stocked up on your drugs. I apologize for not thinking
things through and realizing that you probably haven't the willpower
to even keep a stash of drugs. you simply scarf up whatever you mooch
right away.

Well, you're a moron, and that can't be helped.

A really dorky moron, at that.


It's so easy to rent phone time
and it's untraceable that way. Seems to me that if you did it from
an untraceable phone you wouldn't be thrashing about so much,
fishie.

Seems to me, if I had done it at all, things still be laughable.
But keep smearing **** all over yourself, lapdog.

What ****? I'm have a good laugh at one stupid mother****er.

Semi-coherent.

Grammar lame noted. Looks like you're running on empty, crybaby.


Ah, yes. Declare victory, Cujo.


What number did I call from?


Sorry, I didn't memorize it.

Kooky obsessive Jet didn't jot down a Usenetter's phone number?

Not everyone thinks like you do, Diaperboi.

Meaning?

Meaning your projecting your own problems onto someone else. Again.

Ah. Well, your writing is crystal clear. You're a good writer, Cujo.

OOOOH, a grammar/spelling lame.


You are a dullard.


Your story is crumbling. I bet they will regret bringing you in.

A little paranoia creeping in, ****head? Or is that *guilt*?

Or your *imagination*?

Not if I go by your own words.

Wow. You really are that dumb, aren't you?

Can you quote a few for me, Mr. Not Trolled At All?

You don't recall what you said? I'm not surprised, Sybil.


****, you're tedious.


And since when did your opinion count?


shrug It doesn't. That's why I don't understand you getting
all worked up over it.

Because, just like your last false claim, I didn't call anyone.
You dizzy bitch.

Trying to change the subject, dip****? Thanks for admitting you
are sweating it out.

Well, since the subject is basically 'I didn't call anyone', no.
I'm not changing the subject.

You're trying to divert attention to some other thing. HTH!

And what would that be, personification of tedium?

That would be your nebulous reference to some "last claim" that you
interjected.

ZZZZZzzzzzz.

I don't know why you're getting so
hysterical about it. It was just dumb, incoherent nonsense.


Then it clearly wasn't me. Not that I thought you were smarter
than that.


I guess not...



But go ahead and suck them all off.


Yeah, because I'm such great pals with the Databasix crowd.
Work on those delusions, boy.


Which is why you're the first to hear this alleged call, right?

Did she claim she was the first?

Does it matter?

Then why did you ask?

Because it was pertinent, droolcatcher.

Then why did you ask if it mattered, pedant?


What is relevant to me is decidedly not relevant to you, in many cases.
She says she isn't a friend, but she is the first to chirp up that she
has heard this alleged phone call.

BTW, why can't the pussy post the mp3?

Or my number?


Why won't he post the mp3?

Or any of the other information?

Could it be he's...lying?

It could be. The funny thing is that you're not sure what you did.

Yes, Cujo. That is so correct. I am not sure if I called someone or
not.

Maybe I did it in my sleep?

If that's your story, I suggest you stick with it.


And I suggest you stick it up your ass.


You're either falling in line, or you're trolled as ****.


Give me a reason to believe you over Kevin. He's as much of a
jerk as you are, but he's never lied to me.

And I lied to you, Jet? About what?

So you're admitting you have no credibility. That's a good first
step, Snihboi.

Can you read, or does someone summarize for you?

Non sequitur noted.

Total assclown noted.

Thanks for that observation, Mr. Herman.


You're welcome, you droll dicksucker.


It doesn't speak well of you, either way.


Calling Kevin doesn't speak too highly of you.


I agree. If it were true. But it's not, and you'll just have to
accept it. Or not. Ghod knows you're used to looking kooky.

That's pretty rich coming from you, Jason.

Kooky is making claims that are false.

Nice auto-lame, waterhead.

And what are you babbling about now, pup?

Your insisting on projecting your own actions onto others, snuhboi.

This isn't my
problem and I don't give a **** about any of you. I asked Kevin
if I could hear the tape to see if it was you making weird calls
to me, because I don't have Caller ID to find out the number. It
wasn't. End of story.

Nice to see your paranoia is still unchecked.

Nice to see you're stuck for a response. Looks like Kevin owns
your
ass,
boy.

You're an enormous wit.

It wasn't intended to be witty. In case you missed it, you're the
one entertaining me.

Well, at least you do have some perspective on how dull you are.

I'm not sure I need any feedback from a loser like you.

I suggest you and Kevin contact the FBI about these calls. Or
stop lying. There are several people on here that know what I
sound like, and where I've been lately.

Sure there are. Funny none of them have spoken up.


What is there to speak up about? Kevin is too scared to post the
audio.

You're really getting worked up over something you have no control
over.

Hey, if he's too much of a pussy to back up his claims, I can back
off of you boys. I realize how embarassing it must be for ten people
to be outclassed by a single person.

Grandiose claims noted, ****hole.

And that sort of puts a pin in your fantasy stalker balloon.

Nice dance, Jason. You might want to pick up the tempo next time.

Ooh, nice dance. I love that line.

Call the cops, morons.

You're in that much of a rush to meet the cell block? I haven't even
started taking up a collection for your lingerie.

I've been running through your mind all day, clearly.

And who is Diaper Boy?

Thanks for the gift of your stupidity, dickwipe.

Do you really think I am Matt Moulton or someone?


--
"You're right. I was Bo Derek that night in Palermo."

REPTILIAN WATCH WANTS TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN
http://www.bedoper.com/reptilian

And some other stuff
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On 1 Jul 2004 01:39:50 GMT, Walter Sickert ,wrote:

Of course not, dickweed. All I see is nothing from the Snuhbois. Even
they realize how badly you're owned.


If that makes you feel better, Cujy. Obsess about them much?

Irony + Irony Meter stressed to the limit = massive explosion.