35mm on grade 3 explained

(Grunthos The Flatulent) wrote in message . com...
"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
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I am writing a book, as a matter of fact. The purpose is to bust all
the photographic myths.

Is Marx your inspiration?

No, the fascists are the Zonazis who proclaim themselves above
everybody else, who claim their manipulated and unnatural-looking
images (usually of 'nature'- ironic, isn't it?) are 'works of art'.
They aren't. Neither are mine, but at least I don't claim it.

May I suggest meds?

Good start. but for Scarpitti, therapy is the best answer. May I
humbly suggest self administered .45 calibre cranial ventilation? For
him, the best med is high speed lead.

Cheerz, Grunthos



Spoken like a true Zonazi....

(Grunthos The Flatulent) wrote in message . com...
"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om...

I am writing a book, as a matter of fact. The purpose is to bust all
the photographic myths.

Is Marx your inspiration?

No, the fascists are the Zonazis who proclaim themselves above
everybody else, who claim their manipulated and unnatural-looking
images (usually of 'nature'- ironic, isn't it?) are 'works of art'.
They aren't. Neither are mine, but at least I don't claim it.

May I suggest meds?

Good start. but for Scarpitti, therapy is the best answer. May I
humbly suggest self administered .45 calibre cranial ventilation? For
him, the best med is high speed lead.

Cheerz, Grunthos



Spoken like a true Zonazi....

Frank Pittel wrote in message ...
Uranium Committee wrote:
: "jjs" wrote in message ...
: "Uranium Committee" wrote in message
: om...
:
: A dialogue:
:
: Photographer in sto
: "I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please."
:
: Mike:
: "What format are you using?"
:
: Photographer in sto
: "35mm"
:
: Mike:
: "Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?"
:
: CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid.
: Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are
: on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it?

: Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'pro' results were always inferior to mine.

That was the best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks.


It's sad, but true.

Frank Pittel wrote in message ...
Uranium Committee wrote:
: "jjs" wrote in message ...
: "Uranium Committee" wrote in message
: om...
:
: A dialogue:
:
: Photographer in sto
: "I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please."
:
: Mike:
: "What format are you using?"
:
: Photographer in sto
: "35mm"
:
: Mike:
: "Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?"
:
: CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid.
: Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are
: on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it?

: Oh, I forgot to mention that the 'pro' results were always inferior to mine.

That was the best laugh I've had in a while. Thanks.


It's sad, but true.

"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om...

A dialogue:

Photographer in sto
"I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please."

Mike:
"What format are you using?"

Photographer in sto
"35mm"

Mike:
"Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?"

CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid.
Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are
on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it?


Yeah, right. You're a pro.

You were caught by a client screwing a model when you were supposed to
be photographing her.

You were caught (by me) trying to steal a 50' roll of FP4 by hiding it
in a box of Kodak chemistry.

You're an alcoholic, and you're missing several front teeth.

You used to have an open charge account, until I was told you were to
go cash only, but then your checks bounced, more than once.

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om...

A dialogue:

Photographer in sto
"I'd like some grade 2 Ilford Galerie paper please."

Mike:
"What format are you using?"

Photographer in sto
"35mm"

Mike:
"Oh, do you use grade 2 all the time?"

CUSTOMER: Look, Boy, I don't want to get into a dialog with a sales droid.
Give me the friggin paper or I'll shop elsewhere. There's a reason you are
on that side of the counter and I'm over here. Get it?


Yeah, right. You're a pro.

You were caught by a client screwing a model when you were supposed to
be photographing her.

You were caught (by me) trying to steal a 50' roll of FP4 by hiding it
in a box of Kodak chemistry.

You're an alcoholic, and you're missing several front teeth.

You used to have an open charge account, until I was told you were to
go cash only, but then your checks bounced, more than once.

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om...

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

You were caught by a client screwing a model when you were supposed to
be photographing her.

You were caught (by me) trying to steal a 50' roll of FP4 by hiding it
in a box of Kodak chemistry.

You're an alcoholic, and you're missing several front teeth.

You used to have an open charge account, until I was told you were to
go cash only, but then your checks bounced, more than once.

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

Doesn't sound like anybody I know. If you were talking to me, I'd have to
say that you are crazy beyond description.

"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om...

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

You were caught by a client screwing a model when you were supposed to
be photographing her.

You were caught (by me) trying to steal a 50' roll of FP4 by hiding it
in a box of Kodak chemistry.

You're an alcoholic, and you're missing several front teeth.

You used to have an open charge account, until I was told you were to
go cash only, but then your checks bounced, more than once.

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

Doesn't sound like anybody I know. If you were talking to me, I'd have to
say that you are crazy beyond description.

In article , "jjs"
wrote:

"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om...

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

You were caught by a client screwing a model when you were supposed to
be photographing her.

You were caught (by me) trying to steal a 50' roll of FP4 by hiding it
in a box of Kodak chemistry.

You're an alcoholic, and you're missing several front teeth.

You used to have an open charge account, until I was told you were to
go cash only, but then your checks bounced, more than once.

Yeah, right. You're a pro.

Doesn't sound like anybody I know. If you were talking to me, I'd have to
say that you are crazy beyond description.

Its inferred & He's talking generalities, he also is drawing his
experience from a rather limited area, think what kooks B&H deals with.
For that matter, the ones I've dealt with doing Customer service at Omega
for five years.

Then again the good people, pleasant, knowledgeable doing photo related
professional work vastly out numbers the kooks - MS included.

--
LF Website @ http://members.verizon.net/~gregoryblank

"To announce that there must be no criticism of the President,
or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong,
is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable
to the American public."--Theodore Roosevelt, May 7, 1918

(Uranium Committee) wrote in message om...
(Grunthos The Flatulent) wrote in message . com...
"jjs" wrote in message ...
"Uranium Committee" wrote in message
om...

I am writing a book, as a matter of fact. The purpose is to bust all
the photographic myths.

Is Marx your inspiration?

No, the fascists are the Zonazis who proclaim themselves above
everybody else, who claim their manipulated and unnatural-looking
images (usually of 'nature'- ironic, isn't it?) are 'works of art'.
They aren't. Neither are mine, but at least I don't claim it.

May I suggest meds?

Good start. but for Scarpitti, therapy is the best answer. May I
humbly suggest self administered .45 calibre cranial ventilation? For
him, the best med is high speed lead.

Cheerz, Grunthos



Spoken like a true Zonazi....


Ya ain't gonna believe this, numbnutz, but I use a Leica, shoot Neopan
400 and use an incident meter. I even use an enlarger and lens made by
the same folks who made my camera. I don't develop my film in Craputol
tho', I've seen yer results and don't care much fer them. I don't use
the zone system, but I have no problem with those who do.

Cheerz, Grunthos