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How would you feel if your wife
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your
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How would you feel if your wife
Dallas Dahms wrote:
How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? Troll. Not Dallas. |
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How would you feel if your wife
"Dallas Dahms" wrote in message ... How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning black".....:^) Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't understand what women see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is a complete mystery to me, no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that they like us, and are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly we are......... |
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How would you feel if your wife
William Graham, , the spayed, intellectually non-existent
farmhand, and attendant of the kept woman, contrived: "Dallas Dahms" wrote in message ... How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning black".....:^) Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't understand what women see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is a complete mystery to me, no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that they like us, and are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly we are......... Wishful dreaming. -- DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness, irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes; avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source; smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt, MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet; must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia; allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse, self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the guilty. Zsjmuanjsyuaavibtakbtnsuycqyqjebwbwstsjqpvawqpcqbp tqyja.Fbuaxbpfazawsj Erokzoczzktykrpjrzzcovacykruvnvpvuzzrgqcagurcmjr.P ncuavjuckogmkzpgkqec |
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How would you feel if your wife
I would feel like a Canon camera in the hand of someone who used to
shoot with Nikons. Insecure, uncertain, .... My zoom is probably too short? My wide angle does not stretch the frame far enough? Will she got frustrated and trades me in for a Nikon? (just try to make it camera-related!!) MarkČ wrote: Dallas Dahms wrote: How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? Troll. Not Dallas. |
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How would you feel if your wife
"William Graham" wrote in message ... "Dallas Dahms" wrote in message ... How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning black".....:^) Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't understand what women see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is a complete mystery to me, no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that they like us, and are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly we are......... speak for yourself **** face |
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How would you feel if your wife
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote in message
n.foul.heartworm.nerve... William Graham, , the spayed, intellectually non-existent farmhand, and attendant of the kept woman, contrived: "Dallas Dahms" wrote in message ... How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? I'd quick check in the mirror to see if I were, "turning black".....:^) Seriously, it wouldn't bother me a bit. I can't understand what women see in us men anyway, so our attraction to them is a complete mystery to me, no matter what color we are......I am just very happy that they like us, and are (seemingly) attracted to us no matter how ugly we are......... Wishful dreaming. -- DISCLAIMER: The content does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either my ISP, myself, my company or employer, my friends (if any,) my goldfish or my neighbour's mad dog; don't quote me on that; don't quote me on anything; all rights reserved; the post is distribution copyrighted to the extent that you may distribute the post and all its associated parts freely but you may not make a profit from it or include the post in commercial publications without written permission from the Prime Minister of Hutt Province; other copyright laws for specific posts apply wherever noted or not noted, either deliberately, negligently, or otherwise; posts are subject to change without notice; posts are slightly enlarged to show detail; any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is unintentional and purely coincidental; hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat; do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle; do not pass go; do not collect $200; your mileage may vary; no substitutions allowed; for a limited time only; the post is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted; the post is provided "as is" without any warranties expressed or implied; user assumes full liabilities; not liable for damages due to use or misuse; an equal opportunity abuse employer; no shoes, no shirt; quantities are limited while supplies last; if defects are discovered, do not attempt to fix them yourself but return to an authorised post service centre; caveat emptor; read at your own risk; parental advisory - explicit words; text may contain material some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised; not suitable for children; not suitable for adults; not for human consumption; keep away from sunlight, pets and small children; limit one-per-family; no money down; no purchase necessary; to approved purchasers only; facsimiles are acceptable in South Australia; you need not be present to read this post; some assembly required; batteries not included; action figures sold separately; no preservatives added; tools not included; safety goggles may be required during use; sealed for your protection, do not use if the safety seal is broken; call before you dig; for external use only; if a rash, redness, irritation or swelling develops, discontinue use; use only with proper ventilation; avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool, dry place; keep away from open flames, naked flames and old flames; avoid inhaling fumes; avoid contact with mucous membranes; do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 60 degrees Centigrade; do not place near flammable or magnetic source; smoking the post may be hazardous to your health; the best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a good laugh; text used on the post is made from 100% recycled electrons and magnetic particles; no animals were used to test the hilarity of this post other than Synapse Syndrome; no salt, MSG, artificial colour or flavour added; may contain traces of replies to peanuts; if ingested, do not induce vomiting, if symptoms persist, consult your humourologist; post is ribbed for your pleasure; slippery when wet; must be 18 to read; possible penalties for early withdrawal; post offer valid only in participating newsgroups; slightly higher in South Australia; allow four to six weeks for delivery; damage from hurricane, lightning, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, flood, orgasm, misuse, self-abuse, neglect, unauthorised repair, damage from improper installation, broken antenna, marred cabinet, incorrect line voltage, missing or altered serial numbers, sonic boom vibrations, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts or other Acts of God are not covered; incidents owing to aeroplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, leaky roof, broken glass, falling rocks, mud slides, forest fire, flying projectiles or dropping the item are also excluded; other restrictions may apply. If something offends you, lighten up, get a life, and move on. All conditions apply. Not available in all stores. Facts have been changed to protect the guilty. Zsjmuanjsyuaavibtakbtnsuycqyqjebwbwstsjqpvawqpcqbp tqyja.Fbuaxbpfazawsj Erokzoczzktykrpjrzzcovacykruvnvpvuzzrgqcagurcmjr.P ncuavjuckogmkzpgkqec After reading your disclaimer, I think you have eliminated everyone from this universe. LOL. ~Robert C. |
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How would you feel if your wife
"MarkČ" mjmorgan(lowest even number wrote in message news:hi_9f.4623$UF4.3786@fed1read02... Dallas Dahms wrote: How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? Troll. Not Dallas. Yeah.....I thought of that a while after I answered him.....I said to myself, "That sure doesn't sound like Dallas...." |
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How would you feel if your wife
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:58:04 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote: .... if your wife knew you were responding seriously to this assinine troll? Father Kodak On Wed, 02 Nov 2005 16:27:34 GMT, John Henry posted something accessible as in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below: "Dallas Dahms" wrote in : How would you feel if your wife had a history of dating black guys before your marriage? I would feel like "Holy ****, when did I get married?" I would feel like "Holy ****, I did *what* this weekend?" |
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How would you feel if your wife
On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 05:54:17 GMT, Robert Buchanan
wrote: On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 03:57:27 GMT, Father Kodak posted something accessible as in alt.usenet.kooks, selections of which I respond to below: On Thu, 03 Nov 2005 00:58:04 GMT, Robert Buchanan wrote: ... if your wife knew you were responding seriously to this assinine troll? So starting a silly cascade = "responding seriously" to a troll? Interesting conclusion, top poasting cretin. Hey, the least you could do is * spell * correctly. Correct reasoning is optional for posters to this n/g. Kodak |
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