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Old September 12th 07, 06:47 PM posted to rec.photo.digital
robbielee1
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Default Help Dave

Dave has a problem. He hasn't been getting laid lately. Turns out he
has a pre-ejaculation problem. Its funny I'm sure, but this is a
common problem amongst males. So I wanted to help him out. I
recommended him to this great teacher, who specializes in these kind
of issues. She calls it "cock control." How it works is she sucks your
cock and tugs on it, but you have to hold it for as long as you can.
Your not allowed to cum until she lets you. Then if you do good she
****s the **** out of you until your cock is red and almost to
bursting. If you pass you get a certificate of banging that guarantees
you to get laid if you show it to a woman. Dave loved the idea and
went to meet her...he graduated! So watch and learn because there will
be a test.


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