The Endless Renewal Power of Snuh

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Good job, Lionel. Keep hope alive and all
that.

It's all fodder for the Grand Encyclopedia
and
Summa
of
SNUH,
17th Edition. Look for the cover with the
66-
pointed
star
in
your bookstores SOON!

I should submit to the long sleep just so I
can
watch
the
cultural
anthropologists scratch their heads about this
cult
200
years from now.

Oh, don't bother. This "linear time" bull****
has
about
had
its
day. The truth is that the Universe came into
existence
just
a
few "minutes" ago, complete with our "memories"
and
the
"geological
record" and "written history" and "background
radiation"
and all that kind of rubbish.

So how come we have the same memories? We all
remember
chadderack,
Rob Wade, my surgeries, Reagan dying, the
government
building
the
Smithsonian Air and Space Mvsevm, etc.? How come?
I
think
your theory is wrong. I don't even want to
subscribe
to
your
newsletter.

It's not my theory. I couldn't make up something
like
that
if
I
tried.
It's the truth that's in front of our noses, and ten
minutes
old. Your surgeries, Rob Wade, and chadderack never
"happened"
in the sense that we remember them. It's all been
implanted
by a Trickster Deity.

So how come I don't remember chadderack?

It'll all be cleared up in the next edition of
the
Encyclopedia.
In the meantime, it's probably best to keep the
public
sedated by letting them continue to think that
"Snuh"
is
just people in funny hats going "Guh".

....not that it isn't, but...you know.

This reminds me of that movie where the lies were
true.
Or
that
movie
where the guy could totally recall what happened
to
him.
But I
can't
remember the names of the movies off the top of my
head.
I
just remember that the guy who is Governor of
California
was
in both movies.

"Recall, Totally" and "Recall, Totally, II", I think
it
was.

Space Mvsevm

The Cassini probe has found water instead of methane
oceans
on
Titan.
Gigantic underground storage tanks full of methane
were
being
pumped
out to make the place look like it was supposed to,
but
we
got
there
ten minutes too early.

It's all just a big shambles, really, just a total
mess.
That's
the Fatal
Flaw in finding out The Ultimate Truth -- you find
out
that,
like everything else, it was a bad idea from the
start,
and
hopelessly botched in execution. Just another
gigantic,
depressing balls-up.

Thank you, Marvin.

You're welcome to it.

All of it.

I sense one of -those- days. Solipsism aside, you're not
the
only
one.

We have my empathy.

Filthy load of rubbish, these "Universes."

Yet where would we be without them?

In a better-thought-out Cosmos, I would hope. The present
one
is nicely decorated and very spacious, but the service is
wretched. The Prime Mover seems to have devoted all of
his
attention to appearances, entirely neglecting to provide
for
the convenience and comfort of his guests.

I've complained to the Management, repeatedly, but it's
done
no good at all.

-- Bill Cleere

I'm gonna go back in time and kick the living **** outta
myself.

Time's already moving backward! Have you strarted erasing
your posts yet?

I laughed so hard coffee flew up my nose.

Good thing you weren't eating.

Say, I could use a smoke. Gimme a butt from the ashtray,
willya?

Sitting on the toilet is now horrible and scary

"Bathroom humor" has become a thing of the past.

...well, strictly speaking it's a now a thing of the *future*.

I'll never flush again...

That's all behind you, now.

Putting all that food back into the packages is gonna be a real pain
in
the...well you know.

Make Little Lionel do it for you. He loves playing the submissive role.

I hope he likes olive loaf...



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Orville Wright wrote in
:

Big Red Helmut wrote in message
. ..
Curtis Blofeld wrote in
:

Big Red Helmut wrote in
news:33_Hc.23144$a_2.18444
:

Bill Cleere wrote in 2l8n0sFa2p9dU1@uni-
berlin.de:


"Big Red Helmut" wrote in message
. ..
Bill Cleere wrote in
2l7u71F9tfntU1@uni-
berlin.de:


"Curtis Blofeld" wrote in message
...
"Bill Cleere" wrote in
:


"Big Red Helmut" wrote in message
. ..
Bill Cleere wrote in
2l5g4dF8rlecU1@uni-
berlin.de:


"Galvanocauterization Divisibility Maximus"

wrote
in message ...
Stalking me again (in article 2l3g75F87hg7U1@uni-
berlin.de),
"Bill
Cleere"
lurched towards the keyboard
and
quickly
scribbled:

"Gradine Desistive Majesticness"
wrote
in
message
...
Stalking me again (in article 2l3bv9F87hlbU1@uni-
berlin.de),
"Bill Cleere"
lurched towards the
keyboard
and
quickly
scribbled:

"Aaron Hirshberg" wrote
in
message

. com...
"Bill Cleere" wrote in
message
...
"Walter Sickert" wrote in
message
...
"Bill Cleere" wrote
in
:


"Walter Sickert" wrote
in
message
...

Results 1 - 50 of about 338 for snuhtard


Good job, Lionel. Keep hope alive and all
that.

It's all fodder for the Grand Encyclopedia
and
Summa
of
SNUH,
17th Edition. Look for the cover with the
66-
pointed
star
in
your bookstores SOON!

I should submit to the long sleep just so I
can
watch
the
cultural
anthropologists scratch their heads about this
cult
200
years from now.

Oh, don't bother. This "linear time" bull****
has
about
had
its
day. The truth is that the Universe came into
existence
just
a
few "minutes" ago, complete with our "memories"
and
the
"geological
record" and "written history" and "background
radiation"
and all that kind of rubbish.

So how come we have the same memories? We all
remember
chadderack,
Rob Wade, my surgeries, Reagan dying, the
government
building
the
Smithsonian Air and Space Mvsevm, etc.? How come?
I
think
your theory is wrong. I don't even want to
subscribe
to
your
newsletter.

It's not my theory. I couldn't make up something
like
that
if
I
tried.
It's the truth that's in front of our noses, and ten
minutes
old. Your surgeries, Rob Wade, and chadderack never
"happened"
in the sense that we remember them. It's all been
implanted
by a Trickster Deity.

So how come I don't remember chadderack?

It'll all be cleared up in the next edition of
the
Encyclopedia.
In the meantime, it's probably best to keep the
public
sedated by letting them continue to think that
"Snuh"
is
just people in funny hats going "Guh".

....not that it isn't, but...you know.

This reminds me of that movie where the lies were
true.
Or
that
movie
where the guy could totally recall what happened
to
him.
But I
can't
remember the names of the movies off the top of my
head.
I
just remember that the guy who is Governor of
California
was
in both movies.

"Recall, Totally" and "Recall, Totally, II", I think
it
was.

Space Mvsevm

The Cassini probe has found water instead of methane
oceans
on
Titan.
Gigantic underground storage tanks full of methane
were
being
pumped
out to make the place look like it was supposed to,
but
we
got
there
ten minutes too early.

It's all just a big shambles, really, just a total
mess.
That's
the Fatal
Flaw in finding out The Ultimate Truth -- you find
out
that,
like everything else, it was a bad idea from the
start,
and
hopelessly botched in execution. Just another
gigantic,
depressing balls-up.

Thank you, Marvin.

You're welcome to it.

All of it.

I sense one of -those- days. Solipsism aside, you're not
the
only
one.

We have my empathy.

Filthy load of rubbish, these "Universes."

Yet where would we be without them?

In a better-thought-out Cosmos, I would hope. The present
one
is nicely decorated and very spacious, but the service is
wretched. The Prime Mover seems to have devoted all of
his
attention to appearances, entirely neglecting to provide
for
the convenience and comfort of his guests.

I've complained to the Management, repeatedly, but it's
done
no good at all.

-- Bill Cleere

I'm gonna go back in time and kick the living **** outta
myself.

Time's already moving backward! Have you strarted erasing
your posts yet?

I laughed so hard coffee flew up my nose.

Good thing you weren't eating.

Say, I could use a smoke. Gimme a butt from the ashtray,
willya?

Sitting on the toilet is now horrible and scary

"Bathroom humor" has become a thing of the past.

...well, strictly speaking it's a now a thing of the *future*.

I'll never flush again...

That's all behind you, now.

Putting all that food back into the packages is gonna be a real pain
in
the...well you know.

Make Little Lionel do it for you. He loves playing the submissive role.

I hope he likes olive loaf...



--


/\
|WB|
|{}|
_______________/^^\________________
/ | | \
`========--------. .---------========'
||||
||
||
||
||
,---||---,
'------'
T H E W R I G H T B R O T H E R Z