On 12/2/2017 6:21 PM, Eric Stevens wrote:
On Fri, 1 Dec 2017 21:57:57 -0500, PeterN
wrote:

On 11/30/2017 5:13 PM, Ken Hart wrote:

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In the hair salon down the street, there is a sign in the window: "I'm a
Beautician, not a Magician."

After seeing some of the clients, I suspect the owner should invest in a
hat and rabbit. It might be easier.


Things are rarely what they seem..............
We went to a reception ans were sitting at a table with a young lady who
was scarfing Italian pastries, at an extremely rapid rate. I didn't
mention that she was a HIGHLY PAID salesperson for a weight loss
company. I rarely resist temptation, and threatened to make a video of
her desert eating habits, and put it in a competitors store window.
She had no sense of humor, and hasn't spoken to me since.

You shouldn't joke about food to these people.


She knew us for over fifteen years at the time. Anyone who knew me that
long, and would take offense at a comment like that, wasn't a real
friend. One of my daughters is still friends with one of her sons.

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PeterN